and thanks for all the fish.
Even More Random Than Usual
Mel’s Discount Singage: Baners, posturs, and friers.
When you can’t afford the berry vest, think of Mell.
Dear Officer Krupke,
You’re really a dope.
This boy don’t need a nap, he needs some soap on a rope.
Tory Nadeau, weather girl
Cy Cohbabble, child psychiatrist
Sportsball Teams (and mascots)
Walla Walla Hummina-Humminas
Manhattan Martinis (Clinky Pete)
Ft. Lauderdale Ferns
Tacoma Turduckens (L’il Sweet Potato)
Mobile Rocket Surgeons (Errant Sparky)
Albany (no state specified) Abstractions (Emma Pathy)
Dallas-Ft. Worth Doublecrossers (Shifty)
Edmonton Elbow-Benders (Muggy)
Also Known As Nouveaux Wordeaux
Coffin for midgets, er, little people. Whatever.
Organization that treats you poorly while taking your blood.
Room for intimate ghostery.
Angry psychiatrist. See also therapistov: angry Russian psychiatrist.
Navigational aid for aquatic cattle.
Appetizers and Side Dishes
Spit Pea Soup
Re-spiced Bean Fragmentitos
Lightly-Inspected Pork Cutlers
Lemon Marine Pie
Crusty Mustard Custard Clusters
A vegetable that tastes as funny as it sounds.
The only solid object that can slip through your fingers like water.
The larval form of the adult douchebag.
The act of clarifying another’s thinking.
1. What god allegedly opens when he closes a door.
2. The quickest way to the pavement.
3. A concept without which we would not have “defenestration,” which is a terrific word.
Well, *I* know what it means, so there’s no need for me to write it here.
Recently Discovered Bird Species
Chester’s Lesser Pigeon
Fieldwit Sobbing Egret
Spindly Pre-Plucked Dinnerfowl
Pleasant Peasant Pheasant
Spicy Crouton Chokebird
Gassy-throated Dirigible Wobbler
“What can I get away with” is not a particularly healthy thought.
They said stick with what you know, so I kept screwing things up.
For me, “controlled drinking” meant I didn’t spill much.
Some of the voices in my head are still drunk, so I shouldn’t let them drive.